To Die, Perchance to Post...
Sorry, I wouldn't normally just pageslap a link at y'all, but this might be the funniest thing I've read all year.
A chronicle of my month-long adventure of self-restraint and social exclusion. Watch as this hapless man drives himself into a frenzy of sobriety and nominal social participation. Feel free to email the damned @ drjackass-at-gmail-dot-com.